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The Tracey Fragments Trailer - Official trailer!!

2008-04-13T22:51:19Z

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2006-12-19T06:03:53Z

Am I the only Jew who doesnt get Chanukah presents? lol
In other news, I decided I'm going to celebrate christmas next year hehe

MACHANE HOREF

2006-12-13T03:18:08Z

OK so overthe weekend I went on the winter machane with Tzofim. It was SO much fun! Me and Inbal had this huge water fight and I won hehe :)
During kitchen duty she got water on me, and then I got back at her.
Then later that night I was in one of the rooms...and she was waiting outside the room with a water bottle! she got so much water on me but i got her back the same way a few hours later.

I thought she forgot about it the next day but she didnt... when we were eating she comes up behind me with a cup of water and spills the WHOLE thing on me and runs outside!
I was like, ooohhhh payback timeeeeeeeeeee!
lol I knew it would be stupid to run outside because she would throw snow at me, so I waited for her to get back in and when she did I heard her talking to a group of about 20 of the younger kids...
I hear her say "Theres this girl in grade 12 named chen. Shes blonde and very dangerous to the enviornment....she wants to throw water on me"
and RIGHT after she said that I come up behind her and spill ALL the water from the water bottle on her. It Was awesome!!! everyone was like CHEN! CHEN! CHEN! CHEN! CHEN!

A girl from tzofim (daniella) made this hilarious video from the machane...
you should watch!
http://www.vidiac.com/video/972cb2bc-0e65-4cf6-a382-98950110418a.htm

Hello

2006-12-05T06:33:03Z

Havent updated in a while...thought I'll post some drawings I made overthe pats few days :)

failing life.

2006-10-31T04:51:50Z

I've gone depressed today. From being really happy to really upset.
I can't fucking do anything.

1. Calculus - I'm working so hard on getting a good mark in this stupid class but I just dont get anything. We have a test thursday and I thought I actualy understood this unit. Today I did the homework and got like EVERY single question wrong. I must be really stupid.

2. Next year - While everyone will be going to college/university I'll be here and do nothing. I probobly won't even be able to get a job at McDonalds. I can't believe I actualy thought I will get accepted anywhere next year. For animation @ sherdian there is no way I'll even finish my portfolio. I cant fucking draw. (Now you will all say I can, but I really cant. not this kind of shit). For Ryerson, its really hard to get in. Theres no way ill be chosen.
Dont even care anymore

3. so fat.

chen. out.

FUCKING LIARSSSSSSSSS

2006-10-21T01:51:53Z

MY PARENTS ARE SUCH FUCKING LIARS! A day after I got my G2 my dad said he set up my insurance... I was pretty surprised that it was so fast but w.e. I asked him if I can take the car friday and he said it was fine. Then today he's like, ask your mom if you can drive. I asked her and was mad and she's like, chen relax! I didn't even say you can't drive!

Ok so we go out to eat and I made plans to pick up Hadas and Anat and everything and then like 10 mins before we wanetdto leave he decides I can't drive. He said I dont have enough experience and that its dark outside. WTF!!! WHY THE HELL DID U TELL ME I CAN DRIVE A DAY BEFORE THEN!!!
and then he was also like, you dont have ensurance yet either, so im like WHY THE FUCK DID U TELL ME I DID THEN! AND U HEARD ME MAKING PLANS!!!
FUCKING ASSHOLES!!!!

hellooo

2006-10-17T04:52:23Z

Haven't updated in a while... Been so stressed with Calculus, University/College Choices, art, portfolio crap and all that jazz.
On saturday the shchbag (tzofim) had a seminar at the JCC downtown. It was alright. Last year's 2nd seminar was wayyy better. I think its because of people that left/people that joined.
I got about 2 hours of sleep (or less) andthe next day I had a 7 hour art class. Too much.

Anywho, here's a drawing i finished for Digital Arts class:

so glad i finished it. Couldn't work on it anymore!
Tomorrow me and this girl from art class are sneaking into a life drawing session at sencca...should be interesting...

chen out

btw

2006-09-03T21:15:57Z

I forgot to mention that while I was in Israel me and my cousin rented the movie Requiem for A Dream. Omg, such a good movie!! a must see!
Oh and yesterday I saw little miss sunshine. Also very good! and very funny! perfect cast!

"HOME"

2006-09-03T21:04:38Z

So i've been in the igloo for a few days already. The day I got back I went to Inbal's house to chill with her, Doron, Ofir and Hadas. Then Hadas slept over yesterday and I randomly saw her at the mall today when I was looking for a bagpack.
The mall was so crowded. and full of canadians.
Oh and when I wasnt here my dad and sis went to my school to pick up my time table...

semester 1:

1. Comm Tech

2. Digital Arts

3. Food and Nutrition

4. Calculus

5. Lunch

semester 2:

1. Guitar

2. Jew Studies

3. Challange and Change

4. Lunch

5. Data

And here are a few pictures from Israel:

ISRAEL

2006-08-08T15:43:49Z

I'm in Kfar Saba right now at my cousin's house...it's been a pretty boring day. I've been here since Wednesday and I'm loving every minute though!
I had jet lag and would wake up at like 7:00am every morning and fall asleep at around 4pm for a few hours and then fall asleep at around 2:00am until 7 but i'm ok now.
So far I saw family from Tel Aviv and kfar aba, went to the beach, went to a 'get together' with my canadian/israeli friends and to a bar mitzvah last night. I also did some shopping and hanging out with friends...and discovered some very dark/shocking family secrets...
having fun :)
chen out

Busy day

2006-08-01T05:26:57Z

ok so today I had to do some very extremely late last minute shopping. I had to find a bathing suit for Israel (yes, i've given in... After 4 years of no swiming-ness i'm going to buy a bathing suit) I also had to find fancy pants, top, and some shoes to match.
you're probobly thinking, why not buy it in israel?
well, in israel the clothes are made for skini people. chen = fat. chen doesnt fit into clotehs in israel. lol so im buying clothes here.

I woke up early and left the house at 9:45am (believe it or not). Me and my mom went to yorkville mall and found like nothing. at 11:00 I had to go to my dentist appointment which was right beside it and continued shopping after. Shopped till 4 lol (or -not shopped, since I didnt find anything) and then went to my hair dresser right away. I was there till like 7:30 cause my sister got highlights too (shes in grade 6! my mom wouldnt let me get highlights until grade 10! the oldest ones always get screwed over) I ended up getting side bangs :) Anyway, went to the promenade after that and found a top at Urban Planet. Then found 2 cute tops I can wear on top of that one at Guess (like, one at a time lol not 3 layers) and then the mall closed. basically I got home at around 9:30pm. I was out for about 12 hours lol fun.

Tomorow, I will be visiting the promenade as well lol TOO MUCH SHOPPING! I still have to find pants and shoes! ahh I have no nice shoes :S only running shoes.
oh AND a bathing suit. because I didnt know if I should buy the one I liked from bikini village or boat house.

anyway, long day ahead! gonna get some ZzZzZz

CHEN OUT!

GREATEST.SONG.EVER

2006-07-31T00:37:36Z

Here are lyrics to the greatest song ever. such a hit in Israel:

אתה נראה כמו סוס-יאור
יש לך שכל של ציפור
עדיף שתישאר בבור
כי בקרוב אתה תמות

אתה פשוט אידיוט גמור
עם שיגעון גדלות חמור
אתה שטן או בקיצור
אתה חלאת האנושות

גם אם תזרוק עלינו טילים או תאיים על הגליל
עם החברים שלך מסוריה ואיראן
גם אם תפיל כאן עוד קטיושות
תדע שאין כאן שום ייאוש
עוד ביחד נתגבר על הצרה

פזמון: יאללה יא נסראללה נדפוק אותך אינשאללה
נחזיר אותך לאללה עם כל החיזבאללה
יאללה יא נסראללה תלך מפה י'זבלה
נגזר כבר מלמעלה שזה הסוף שלך

אתה עלוב אתה קטן
אתה מזכיר אורנג גוטנג
יש'ך כינים על הזקן
ובקרוב תעוף מכאן

אתה ג'וק מת אתה בואש
אתה מתחיל להתייאש
צה"ל אותך רק מבקש
כדי לשרוף אותך באש

גם אם תזרוק עלינו טילים או תאיים על הגליל
עם החברים שלך מסוריה ואיראן
גם אם תפיל כאן עוד קטיושות
תדע שאין כאן שום ייאוש
עוד ביחד נתגבר על הצרה

פזמון: יאללה יא נסראללה...

אז תקשיב טוב יא חיזבאללונצ'יק עלוב
ותהיה מוכן, כי בקרוב כל צה"ל,
עם האפצ'ים, ה-F-16, הספינות, הטילים, הטנקים,
הקומנדו, צנחנים, גולני, גבעתי,
כולם כולם מגיעים אליך לביקור!
אז תנשום כמה נשימות עמוקות
ותהנה מהן כי אלה הנשימות האחרונות שלך.
יא כאלב!

יאללה יא נסראללה נדפוק אותך אינשאללה
נחזיר אותך לאללה עם כל החיזבאללה
יאללה יא נסראללה תלך מפה י'זבלה
נגזר כבר מלמעלה, אווווווווווווווווו

פזמון: יאללה יא נסראללה...

clip here: CLICK

ISRAEL IN 2!

2006-07-30T15:11:26Z

Going to Israel on Tuesday!!! SOOO damn excited! I should start packing soon lol
Im going shopping with my mom today and tomorrow I'm going to the hairdresser and to Shauna Lichtblau's dad to get a filling in one of my teeth.
ahhh so excited :)

I would also like to say that today was the earliest I woke up all summer (without having to)! 9am! can you believe it? well I can, because I went to bed at 9pm lol
It's because yesterday I had to wake up early to go to the ROM museum with my art class to draw stuff and only got like 4 hours of sleep.

anyway i g2g!
chen OUT

Israel

2006-07-25T07:18:51Z

Ok so I've decided I can't spend another month in this country. I will go insane! There is just NOTHING to do! So yeah, flight in 7 days... My parents told me it was my decesion to go or not and today I decided I'm gonna go.
Won't let another summer go to waste! (like the last 3).

ISRAEL IN 7 DAYS!

news

2006-07-22T03:53:19Z

So on today's news...
Canada spent money researching why this year there is more mist at Niagra Falls...

no comment.

ITS HOT!!! WE KNOW!!!

2006-07-14T22:38:46Z

You know you live in a peaceful country when there's a war going on and the only thing Canadian news shows are talking about is the fact that the sun is out!
Its hot! We know!
I just spent like 30 minutes switching the channels, between a few canadian news shows... they have fucking segments talking about the fact that its hot outside and that people get tired when its hot! WTF!!!!
They were saying how older people may have a more difficualt time in the heat... WELL NO SHIT!
They were interviewing people... because they needed the opinions of 15 different people on their take on how hot it is outside.
Its not even that hot!
They cut to each person, saying their own version of "it's hot!"
I don't know if I should laugh or cry...
but it's canada....why am i surprised???

quote of the day

2006-07-13T21:51:00Z

Quote of the day:
"Dont ever take any shit off anybody. I think thats probobly the best advice I've ever gotten" - Johnny Depp

This week I decided to take Johnny Depp's advice...
I learned that instead of taking shit from someone and trying to make a situation better sometimes its best to just let them go. Also because people dont change so it wouldn't matter anyways. I dont know if thats fully what the Depp meant, but thats what I got out fo the quote.
I decided I've had enough of certain people's crap and will not take it anymore.
I'm moving on. (credit: rascal flatts)

You knew it was time for...

2006-07-11T08:27:22Z

Another Kelly Concert! woohoo. This time in Buffalo.
We left at around 9am and when we got there we did some shopping. I bought a Pirates o fteh Caribbean shirt with some Johnny Depp buttons (hehe) and 2 Victoria Secret bras.
When we go to the venue (six flags - Darien Lake) it was raining like crazy! I had buckets of water inside my shoes! It was gross!
They finaly let us in and we saw out seats. 6th row :) pretty good!
The show was awesome! too lazy to write stuff about it but I burned tons of calories from jumping around and going crazy.
After the show Jaclyn went in fo rher meet and greet (me and leora didnt have one)
we were waiting outside and decided to call Jaclyn after a while to see how it was going.
Jaclyn picks up and is like "hi, i'm with Kelly, here..."
So she hands kelly the phone and we starttalking to her!!! hahah. leora put the phone on speaker and was telling her how awesome the show was. I also said a few short things and ended with "KELLY WE LOVE YOU!!!!"
Then shes like ok it wa snice talking to you... and had to hang up lol. It was an awesome minute! haha but hey! I got to talk to Kelly Clarkson on the phone!!!

On the way back we got teribbly lost and got home at 3am. We stopped at timmis on the way and i got a medium hot chocolate since i wanted to warm up cause I was still wet from earlier and was FREEZING! There was someting in it...I almost threw up after. Made me SO sick!

Anyway here are some pictures:

progress....

2006-07-04T06:46:40Z

JD:

new steven tyler drawing:

Art

2006-06-30T00:59:17Z

Decided to post some art I did during the year, along with my updated version of Johnny Depp. Comments appreciated:

DEPP:

SHOES: (realism, surrealism, abstract, non objective)

SELFPORTRAIT IN THE STYLE OF ANDY WARHOL:

SELF PORTRAIT USING TINY PIECES OF PAPER:

tired

2006-06-29T07:08:47Z

So tired. Just got home from Guvernment with a bunch of friends and went home instead of meeting up at McDonalds. I was just too tired. I went to bed at 4 yesterday cause I was drawing and didn't realize it was 4 hahah and had to wake up at 8 for exam return day!
ok so the marks...
Guitar - thought I failed theory but I got 90%! and got 93.5 on playing!
Math - HORIBBLE! I'm not even gonna say my mark because its so bad but Im finishing with the 75 :(
Art - 95%
English - got 75 on the exam but Im finishing with an 80! yay! first time every that im getting at 80 in english and its grade 12 english! hehe

ahhh Betsy is in my ear (shawna lol) I cant head anythinggggg
Oh the music there was aweomse! they played a "smells like teen spirit" mix and then "we will rock you" hehe

anyway I got work tomorrow! Im fucked lol

drawings...

2006-06-27T21:14:07Z

its getting there....

Drawing

2006-06-27T01:25:57Z

Drawing GOD. Will post a picture once I'm done :)

Have no fear, SUMMER IS HERE!

2006-06-25T06:27:57Z

Yay! Summer is here! Reasons for Chen to be happy:

1. Summer!
2. I was job-less but I will be working at the traffic tickets place I worked at last year, The head tzofim person needs me to make a website and logo for this school he's opening and will pay $500-$1000 and just got an interview and Milestones :) )
3. Israel so soon!
4. NEVER HAVE TO TAKE ENGLISH EVER AGAIN!!!!!! EVER!!!!!!!!!

Anyway, I was in a really crafty mood yesterday and decided to makea shirt with fabric paint and some cheap silk screening method. what do you think?

Tzofim camp in NY

2006-05-26T04:31:06Z

So we had another tzofim trip. This time to NY. On friday (may 19th) at like 7:00am we had to meet at the Promenade. There were two buses, One for grades 4, 5, 6 and their councilors and one for 7, 8, 9, and the gr 10-12 people who arent councilors. My close friends were on the other bus cause they are councilors of 4, 5, and 6 but the ride was still awesome. It was really hot outside so we expected the bus to have air conditioning on... after an hour we realize theres heat coming out!!!! it was like 25 degrees inside the bus! we were all dying! After we got to the border the driver fixed it. we were stuck at the border for like almost two hours because half the people have israeli passports. We got to the camp in the evening and were all tired. We had an amp in our cabin that beniiii brought so there was always loud music coming from our cabin. At night we went to the caf cause we wanted some tea and kids from the NY and NJ groups came to our cabin and were like, "can we join your party...?" and we were all like, no, not when were not there.
anyway we go drink tea. come back. and see liek 30 people in our cabin dancing. we were like whatttt! they came in our cabin when we werent there!? but it was all good. all beniii's fault though hehe.
2nd day I was so tired. We had an activity and there was really loud music on... i fell asleep lessthan a meter away from the amp! it was halarious. i can officialy sleep anywhere.
There were other fun stuff at the camp but too lazy to type it all. On the way back it was freezing outside and instead of heating in the bus there was air conditioning! ahh
I also took pictures of everyone sleeping (evil hehe)
you can see them here: http://tzofim.muchtv.net It should say summer camp 2006

chen out.